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Today, I was invited over by my girlfriend's parents, but I couldn't bring myself to take part in their discussions. During a lull in conversation, I noticed everyone was staring at me. Covering myself while I tried to think of something to say, I grabbed an apple and took a bite. It was plastic. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27402) - you deserved it (8695) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 02/09/2012 at 5:11pm - misc - by Bonapp - France

Translated from the European FML site. More info here.

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Plastic fruit taste better

#1 - On 02/09/2012 at 6:33pm by kamikrazy

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Well there's your conversation starter right there!

#3 - On 02/09/2012 at 6:33pm by shanemaximo

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