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Today, while sitting on the toilet, I noticed there was no toilet paper left, so I dug through my purse to use my one and only pad as a substitute. It clogged the toilet, and I started my period ten minutes later. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30972) - you deserved it (17278)

On 02/09/2012 at 4:42pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

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Why would you even try to flush it?...That's just common sense.

#2 - On 02/09/2012 at 6:33pm by SugarCrazy

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Sittin on tha toilet!

#1 - On 02/09/2012 at 6:32pm by Every1luvsfmls

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