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Today, I got a call from my friend who invited me to a theme party. It was a goth theme, and I decided to get real into it. I put on a trench coat, black skin tight pants, and black paint under the eyes. When I got there I was greeted by a kid in a pink popped collar. It wasn't a theme party. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36033) - you deserved it (5490)

On 03/02/2009 at 10:20pm - misc - by nerd (man) - United States (Kansas)

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