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Today, my dad put in wall plug-ins that emit high frequencies that are suppose to ward off mice. I must be a mouse, because I can hear the annoying noise in every room I walk into. FML

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On 02/09/2012 at 12:37am - misc - by Ihaveaheadache - United States (Texas)

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Oh god... It's not like the mosquito ringtone is it? That shit hurts.

#1 - On 02/09/2012 at 5:58am by Greeneyes41

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Pull them out just enough that they're not actually plugged in and getting power. If you're the only one who can hear the noise no one will know.

#12 - On 02/09/2012 at 6:10am by steviesnm

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