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Today, I came home to a homeless man sleeping in my living room. It turns out he thought my house was abandoned due to its disheveled appearance, and decided to break in. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20148) - you deserved it (7866)

On 02/08/2012 at 8:20pm - misc - by pauper (man) -

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Hey, while he's there have him work for his stay- he can live there and you don't have to do laundry or dishes! It's a win-win situation!

#1 - On 02/09/2012 at 2:46am by eminemop

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You know your house is messy when a hobo believes that theres no way someone would live in it.

#5 - On 02/09/2012 at 2:48am by ninjuh_wingman

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