anon
United States
Today, I graduated from college and my parents gave me an apple. Not the computer, the fruit. FML
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Paige
United States
Today, my parents gave me an iPhone. They then checked my grades online, and promptly took it away. FML
thanks for the $5 gift voucher
Randleman, United States
Today, my parents bought my 11-year-old brother a MacBook for my birthday. FML
honorstudent
United States
Today, I received an award from my school rewarding me for my honor roll and my cheerleading. When I brought the certificate home my mom congratulated me and hugged me. I worked really hard for this and all my dad had to say was, "Try this flavor of Doritos." FML
WTFruits
Kitchener, Canada
Today, my math teacher raged at a student for eating an apple in class. As he yelled at the student, he slapped the apple out of his hand and right into my face. Everyone laughed, including the teacher. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, for my birthday, I got a Big Mac. FML
Anonymous
United States
Broke
Today, school tuition has taken up so much of my paycheck that the only thing I had to eat for dinner was applesauce. FML
Anonymous
Germany
Landlords gonna landlord
Today, our landlord came over to chop down our cherished apple tree. While doing so, he ate one of the apples, concurring that they really did taste excellent. FML
grapes
Westfield, United States
Today, I asked my dad for help on some homework I didn't fully understand. He walked away and came back with a huge bowl of grapes and said, "Here's your brain food." Then he left. FML
Nose bleed
North Vancouver, Canada
Fight Club
Today, I was eating an apple in class. When I went to take a big bite, my teeth went right through the apple, causing me to scrape the apple right up my face. My nose then started to bleed. I'm now known as the girl who punched herself in the face with an apple. FML
cough
Toronto, Canada
Good initiative
Today, I was choking on an apple and asked my sister to get me some water. She got some. Then drank it herself. FML
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andycaliboy 0
show em what you learned in college and turn it into a pipe
greatnt249 0
Is that their way of joking about you becoming a teacher?
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greatnt249 0
Is that their way of joking about you becoming a teacher?
misscrazygrl 0
this is totally a fake wat parents just give u a fruit for graduation? besides it was prolly a prank
Gunnybear 0
I'd rather take the fruit, it's healthier! ;D
Girreth 7
You're a dumbass, OP. YDI for thinking the computer was called Apple. Ever heard of a Mac?
kofinater 3
last time I checked, mac is short for Macintosh which is a kind of apple. The computer is made by APPLE inc
jiequals3 0
atleast they want you to be healthy. wait a bit. the computer is probly in the mail =D
CryosFear 14
Nah, I'd rather have the fruit, macs are shit
andycaliboy 0
show em what you learned in college and turn it into a pipe
JamesM9794 0
nice pic Andy btw I'm not gay
TheiMightyKhaL 2
Did anyone ask you?
kenyrabit 25
Then, I guess be mad it's not an orange. lol But, good 1, #2!
ptrek85 0
Are your parents farmers?
Ilovelife07 0
wtf? give them a shiny new button for their bdays
Imawhalerider 0
What did you expect? a car?
iwouldliketocomm 0
agreed, id be happy with anything. I'm paying for my own car, college, rent, and everything else
wowfmlife 0
Shut up dude, at least you went to college. Why do people just expect their parents to shower them with gifts for going to school?
iwouldliketocomm 0
I get what your saying and I agree with the gift part but only failures find excuses not to go to college. any reason can be overcome
PhishloverA 14
#7, graduation is a big deal. OP deserves a decent gift. Moron
MaddieMonster 0
lol@#4. It's the thought that counts?
sofarsogood 0
lol # 2
al12345_fml 0
The fruit is better than the computer.