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Today, while I was going to the bathroom, my engagement ring fell off into the toilet, which then automatically flushed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26536) - you deserved it (3214)

On 02/07/2012 at 12:49pm - misc - by joy - United States

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I guess its time to RING up your boyfriend to tell him what happened

#4 - On 02/07/2012 at 4:24pm by somerandomdude19

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+102 | 2

Damn that's money down the drain

#5 - On 02/07/2012 at 4:25pm by Clamcreepy

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+97 | 7

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