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Today, I walked into the house only to be greeted by the strongest smell of dung. I asked my mom about it, and it turns out she's been airing these strange herbs throughout the house, most of which are in my bedroom. She won't let me open the window. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14327) - you deserved it (1164)

On 02/07/2012 at 1:38am - misc - by whyme (woman) - United States (New York)

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Spray air freshener??

#1 - On 02/07/2012 at 5:43am by SAMMILLER098

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go around the house farting and tell her your airing the house with your own scents of choice

#8 - On 02/07/2012 at 6:00am by pippa08

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