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Today, I was using a restroom when I heard someone sneeze. I said, "Bless you." It happened again about three times, so I repeated myself each time. I then noticed it was an automatic air freshener. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11687) - you deserved it (14937)

On 02/03/2012 at 12:25am - misc - by coleslaw (woman) - United States (Texas)

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Now you know why they never said thank you!!

#1 - On 02/03/2012 at 6:01am by Buttsexpirate

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Technology. iI's getting quite polite these days.

#2 - On 02/03/2012 at 6:01am by cumatmebro

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