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Today, my morning sickness has been so bad that my husband's farts send me running to the bathroom. He thinks it's hilarious, and has been following me around all day trying to crack one off in my face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25414) - you deserved it (3073)

On 02/01/2012 at 3:21pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

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Just throw up on him, that'll teach him.

#4 - On 02/01/2012 at 6:11pm by Yarrachel

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Nice husband you got there;)

#1 - On 02/01/2012 at 6:10pm by narkui

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