Today, my mother yelled at me for standing too close to the microwave. Her reason? The radiation was going to seep through, kill my sperm and cause cancer. FML

by dumb mother / 01/30/2012 at 9:34pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

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  • Hey, I heard that if you stand too close to the microwave you can get cancer from the radiation in those things. You should probably stay away from them...

    #3 - On 01/31/2012 at 2:13am by alaskababy907

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  • No, no, she's got it all backwards. It'll kill your *cancer* and give you *sperm.* Moneyshot!

    #4 - On 01/31/2012 at 2:14am by syki

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