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Today, my mother yelled at me for standing too close to the microwave. Her reason? The radiation was going to seep through, kill my sperm and cause cancer. FML


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On 01/30/2012 at 9:34pm - misc - by dumb mother (man) - United States (California)

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Hey, I heard that if you stand too close to the microwave you can get cancer from the radiation in those things. You should probably stay away from them...

#3 - On 01/31/2012 at 2:13am by alaskababy907

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No, no, she's got it all backwards. It'll kill your *cancer* and give you *sperm.* Moneyshot!

#4 - On 01/31/2012 at 2:14am by syki

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