Today, my mother yelled at me for standing too close to the microwave. Her reason? The radiation was going to seep through, kill my sperm and cause cancer. FML
by dumb mother / 01/30/2012 at 9:34pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
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Hey, I heard that if you stand too close to the microwave you can get cancer from the radiation in those things. You should probably stay away from them...
#3 - On 01/31/2012 at 2:13am by alaskababy907
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No, no, she's got it all backwards. It'll kill your *cancer* and give you *sperm.* Moneyshot!
#4 - On 01/31/2012 at 2:14am by syki
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