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Today, my mother yelled at me for standing too close to the microwave. Her reason? The radiation was going to seep through, kill my sperm and cause cancer. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14911) - you deserved it (3377)

On 01/30/2012 at 9:34pm - misc - by dumb mother (man) - United States (California)

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Hey, I heard that if you stand too close to the microwave you can get cancer from the radiation in those things. You should probably stay away from them...

#3 - On 01/31/2012 at 2:13am by alaskababy907

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Only if you can successfully close your balls in the microwave. But then you can smoke all the pot you want. Anywhere.

#8 - On 01/31/2012 at 2:19am by BeaterOfTheDrums

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