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Today, one of my dorm-mates started laughing at a bra hanging to dry in our bathroom. She thought it was hilarious that a college student would still have "such small, baby tits." It was my bra. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27631) - you deserved it (2863)

On 01/27/2012 at 12:14pm - misc - by selfesteemboost (woman) - Belize (Belize)

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Poke holes in her condoms.

#2 - On 01/27/2012 at 6:46pm by MikeDa1Da

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You'll age better than a more busty woman, don't worry about it OP.

#1 - On 01/27/2012 at 6:44pm by whiterabbit420

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