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Today, while waiting outside a liquor store for my boyfriend, a drunk guy leaned over my shoulder, took a large bite out of my burger, and walked away. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22323) - you deserved it (2856)

On 01/26/2012 at 2:34am - misc - by RequilaRainbow - Canada (British Columbia)

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Sharing is caring op?

#1 - On 01/26/2012 at 10:10am by bteundeadmidget

See in context

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Burgar Bombing, the new fad

#5 - On 01/26/2012 at 10:15am by xCrazyWhiteGirlx

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