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Today, I attended an elderly man's funeral. As I approached the casket his wife said, "Thank you for coming." I replied with, "No, thank you." FML

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On 01/24/2012 at 10:40pm - misc - by me - Canada

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"No thank you..... For hosting this lovely funeral... George was a great guy"

#6 - On 01/25/2012 at 3:13am by jeannehi

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Brain fart,i had like 20 today bad stuff

#1 - On 01/25/2012 at 3:03am by HaloR

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