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Today, my long lost father came to visit me. He got drunk, then tried to beat me up. My neighbor called the police, and as soon as they got there, my father yelled, "Help! This man tried to stab me!" The sad part is, they believed him. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24168) - you deserved it (1187)

On 01/22/2012 at 9:59pm - misc - by Sadfaic (man) - United States

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Sorry OP :( I think you are better off without him.

#1 - On 01/23/2012 at 2:56am by Miguemex95

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didn't they believe the neighbor? and couldn't they smell the alcohol? wow...FYL

#5 - On 01/23/2012 at 3:01am by bitchpleasemike

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