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Today, my boyfriend, who is supposed to protect me from murderers and rapists, had an emotional breakdown because he was so excited that I'd cooked french fries for dinner. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13077) - you deserved it (21426)

On 01/17/2012 at 8:20am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia

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That's a good thing isn't it? He was happy you made him something he enjoys. Food always gets to us men.

#1 - On 01/17/2012 at 12:43pm by Pelreskovich

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He's protecting you from murderers, yet you are trying to kill him from the inside. Ingrate!

#2 - On 01/17/2012 at 12:45pm by perdix

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