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Today, I was in the bank with my seven year old daughter, when I saw an old high school friend of mine with his wife. I said hello, and he commented on how beautiful my little girl was. I thanked him, and as I turned away, I heard his wife say "I guess the father must be the good looking one." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44024) - you deserved it (1533)

On 03/02/2009 at 7:36pm - misc - by lexibabe (woman) - United States

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