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Today, I was in the bank with my seven year old daughter, when I saw an old high school friend of mine with his wife. I said hello, and he commented on how beautiful my little girl was. I thanked him, and as I turned away, I heard his wife say "I guess the father must be the good looking one." FML

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On 03/02/2009 at 7:36pm - misc - by lexibabe (woman) - United States

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What a biitch. I hope you turned around and warned her that being ugly MAKES you ugly. And warned her about how expensive mirrors are these days. She must crack quite a few.

#4 - On 03/03/2009 at 3:42am by mizled

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yay 69th rating ;]

She's just jealous<3

#1 - On 03/03/2009 at 3:35am by 0___0

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