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Today, I went snowboarding for the first time. I was so scared I passed out. I was only on the kiddy hill. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20599) - you deserved it (9794)

On 01/08/2012 at 12:38am - misc - by scardeycat13 - United States (New York)

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This is snow joke! I'm sure a lot of the commenters here will act cold towards you, but I'm sure you'll get some n-ice ones too. Hopefully this will freeze the assholes in their tracks. And don't worry - it's all downhill from here.

#3 - On 01/08/2012 at 6:26am by DocBastard

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This sport is not for you...

#1 - On 01/08/2012 at 6:24am by Draxanoth

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