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Today, I was on the train listening to my iPod on shuffle. The "Oompa Loompa" song came on, and slightly amused, I started humming it. It wasn't until I noticed that the man next to me was a midget that I understood the horrified looks I was getting. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30108) - you deserved it (8630)

On 01/05/2012 at 1:39pm - misc - by lorahayes (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

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:D that's so unfortunate...I hope he didn't kick you in the taco.

#1 - On 01/05/2012 at 4:37pm by GrooveSponge

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At least you enjoyed it for a short while.

#2 - On 01/05/2012 at 4:38pm by Doortje

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