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Today, my dad had a day off and was 'bored' so he decided to move our entire kitchen into our living room. We now have no running water, no oven that works and the entire house is a bombsite. He has an entire week off. FML

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On 01/03/2012 at 9:04pm - misc - by mazzer (woman) - United Kingdom

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Move his shit into the front yard. If he starts complaining? You were "bored"

#5 - On 01/04/2012 at 2:21am by zoPwNAgEzo

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He just wants the stuff closer to him so he doesn't have to get his arse up off the couch. No need to worry until he cuts a hole in the floor and starts shitting in it.

#9 - On 01/04/2012 at 2:26am by every1luvsboners

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