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Today, my dad had a day off and was 'bored' so he decided to move our entire kitchen into our living room. We now have no running water, no oven that works and the entire house is a bombsite. He has an entire week off. FML
Move his shit into the front yard. If he starts complaining? You were "bored"
He just wants the stuff closer to him so he doesn't have to get his arse up off the couch. No need to worry until he cuts a hole in the floor and starts shitting in it.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 17 October 2014