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Today, it's New Year's Eve. My husband and I weren't invited to any parties, and we don't have a sitter to be able to go out by ourselves. Instead, I'm watching "Beverly Hills Chihuahua 2" on the Disney channel with our 5-year-old, and my husband has passed out on the couch from sheer boredom. FML

I agree, your life sucks (7006) - you deserved it (2031)

On 12/31/2011 at 8:22pm - misc - by Livewire (woman) - United States (Georgia)

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