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Today, it's New Year's Eve. My husband and I weren't invited to any parties, and we don't have a sitter to be able to go out by ourselves. Instead, I'm watching "Beverly Hills Chihuahua 2" on the Disney channel with our 5-year-old, and my husband has passed out on the couch from sheer boredom. FML


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On 12/31/2011 at 8:22pm - misc - by Livewire (woman) - United States (Georgia)

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Hey, you're with your family :) what more can you ask for? Be happy you guys are all together whether it is of "sheer boredom". Happy New Year!

#1 - On 01/01/2012 at 3:23am by MsSoulReaper

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New Years shouldn't always be about going out and partying. Be thankful for your family and stop being so stuck-up.

#3 - On 01/01/2012 at 3:24am by YayFlameWarz

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