New year's day and Miscellaneous: Party Hard!

Party Hard!

By Livewire - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, it's New Year's Eve. My husband and I weren't invited to any parties, and we don't have a sitter to be able to go out by ourselves. Instead, I'm watching "Beverly Hills Chihuahua 2" on the Disney channel with our 5-year-old, and my husband has passed out on the couch from sheer boredom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 273

You deserved it 7 809

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Happy New Leg

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff

Today, instead of spending New Year's Eve having a romantic night out with my fiancé as we'd planned, I'm spending it sitting beside him in the hospital because his friends convinced him to go off-road ghost-riding in the dead of night. FML

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You deserved it 4 496

Second class citizen

By crapped on - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my family went on vacation. I had to stay home to take care of everyone's animals. I called my mom, who said she was too busy to talk to me. When my sister asked her who was on the phone, she replied, "The dog sitter." FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 548

You deserved it 4 255

Hungover

By RedheadA - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my husband and I woke up to see my drunk mother passed out on our couch. She was wearing nothing but socks. FML

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You deserved it 3 687

Miracles

By smyp - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Lithuania

Today, my wife and I decided to celebrate Christmas Eve with her side of the family. When we arrived at her parents' house, I heard her mother say that Christmas miracles don't exist since my wife brought me along. FML

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You deserved it 1 680

By uninvited - 04/02/2016 15:16 - United States - Boston

Today, my parents called me to ask if I could drop my dog off to them on Sunday. They're having a Superbowl party and want to show her off to their guests. My dog is invited, but I'm not. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 253

You deserved it 1 747

Jesus H Christ

By bastard - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went to a Nativity play. My husband showed up late and drunk, and I had to explain to him why booming, "Yeah! Time to get baby Jesus up in this shit!" when our son was about to go on stage got us kicked out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 834

You deserved it 4 534

By Myriam - 18/06/2012 16:05 - Maldives - Male

Today, my husband recorded me getting out of bed and sleepwalking all the way into the backyard and straight into our pool. He was too busy giggling like a schoolgirl to help me out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 852

You deserved it 3 407

Not the smartest

By ugh Buck! - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was watching a movie on TV. One of the characters has the same name as my dog, and when his name was called, my dog got so excited that he jumped face-first into my TV. FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 465

You deserved it 4 540

By dumbo - 30/07/2009 14:43 - United States

Today, my friends had ditched me for a party I hadn't been invited to so I was sitting home alone. The only other thing in my house was the mosquito I nicknamed Fred. I liked to watch Fred fly around and try to suck my blood. 20 minutes later, I found Fred's dead body. I was actually sad. FML

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You deserved it 18 911

Hard no

By badsitter - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff

Today, my mother stopped speaking to me because I won’t let her babysit anymore. Her idea of babysitting is to sit my daughter alone with a tablet and a pile of sugary junk food for 7 hours straight. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 668

You deserved it 348

MsSoulReaper 27

Sunday 1 January 2012 9:23

Hey, you're with your family :) what more can you ask for? Be happy you guys are all together whether it is of "sheer boredom". Happy New Year!

YayFlameWarz 9

Sunday 1 January 2012 9:24

New Years shouldn't always be about going out and partying. Be thankful for your family and stop being so stuck-up.

Comments

xShannonxSammyx 7

Sunday 1 January 2012 9:26

You got to spend time with your family! :) Be happy.

rubyxoxo 2

Sunday 1 January 2012 9:27

it was new years eve yesterday...?

xShannonxSammyx 7

Sunday 1 January 2012 9:35

FMLs have to go through filters before they're posted, so FMLs like "Mii B0YFRANN BROKE UP WIFF MEH ;(" don't get through. It takes time- and don't forget, some places have time zones 12 hours behind and ahead of you.

crazychicalauren 3

Sunday 1 January 2012 9:27

Consider yourself lucky, he could have been the one watching it.

NippsSlipps 10

Sunday 1 January 2012 9:29

I spent new years playing spider solitaire. Atleast you got to spend it with your family, no matter how boring it was.

no1gotmyusername 0

Sunday 1 January 2012 9:51

I like spiders. =)

RockstarRN 10

Sunday 1 January 2012 9:30

You could be watching people puke waking up with a massive hangover, or be without a husband and child, look at your glass half full and not half empty.

madiishuman 0

Sunday 1 January 2012 9:31

that movie is even shittier than the first.

c0c0_fml 16

Sunday 1 January 2012 9:32

That's not a FML. Be grateful for what you have.

c0c0_fml 16

Sunday 1 January 2012 9:37

" That's not a FML. Be grateful for what you have. " moderated??

TheCarChanel 0

Sunday 1 January 2012 9:32

There's a 2nd one

THE_A_TEEN 27

Sunday 1 January 2012 9:48

Can't tell if you're trolling, being Captain Obvious, or just being plain stupid.

ZXDriver 0

Sunday 1 January 2012 9:32

Enjoy it while you can. They don't stay young forever.

Chad_the_Brony 0

Sunday 1 January 2012 9:33

Suck it up. My New Years in Australia consisted of only me and my mum, my dad in bed for work in the morning. And I was playing Skyrim. By myself. You had it better.