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Today, I was sleeping over at a friend's house. I went and took a shower, and as I tried to get out, the door jammed. I called my friend for help, and after much tugging, the glass shattered all over me. She panicked and sent her dad to rescue me. It was the first time he and I had met. FML

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Sounds like a intro to a Porno

#5 - On 01/01/2012 at 3:25am by Sickly_Slick

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Dad later that night: fap fap fap fap fap.

#7 - On 01/01/2012 at 3:29am by monkeysareyummy

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