PicturePerfect
Canada
Today, I was walking when a man pointed a camera at me. I got bitchy about it, and said "Did I say you could take a picture?" He replied with, "No, but can you get the fuck out of the way so I can take one of my wife and kids?" I turned around, and they were right behind me. FML
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NorfolkDude 2
I agree. You need to unbitch yourself. Ready.... set... go.... However, I agree, you have to be a pretty big bitch to not realize people take pictures of their families all the time in public. It's damn near common sense that when you see someone with a camera, you move out the way.
Kyothine 0
Lol.
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Kyothine 0
Lol.
fmylife1133249 1
win.
SLKBlack96 5
bitch
megissocool 0
haha this reminds me of the awkward moments when someone looks like they wave to you but really they are waving to someone near you. I hate those moments, and this would be 10000000x worse...eek!
shiftytys 0
haahahahahahaha. copd it!
liveloveandownit 0
I love it when a woman decides to act like a **** and gets slapped down a peg or two.
DarkPrince_fml 0
ur a. phail
Baglesbites 0
canadians......
thehelp 0
269, your a fag.
cameronistheman 0
can I have a ride in the black series Benz?
ski_that 0
lmao, agreed
stanley9 0
269 is a fag
ZleveL 0
lol 269! even I think that and I'm Canadian
AA357 0
yesssś
phonix74 0
amen dude it makes me feel great. I wish I seen the reaction on her face.
truthinlies 1
go to hell 282
untoward 0
271 and 275 cigarettes can't post comments... silly guys
untoward 0
271 and 275 cigarettes can't post comments... silly guys
Tekky_fml 3
It is quite enjoyable, #264.
No_LoveMM 3
Hahahhahaha # 325
johnnie99 0
owned
dreznor 5
I accident hit down, but I thought it was funny. The others who voted down have no sense of humor.
lucy9897 6
Saying "Cheese" just hit a whole new level of funny
Appayipyip 4
Not just women, but I can agree.
Deathhound 27
What I thought, haha.
TheWhiteLotus 5
Agreed.
RadeonDerp 24
Please, learn to spell.
chunkofchange 0
that's what you get when you're a total asshole
neonoodle 0
I hate when people say "I decided to be bitchy." No, bitch, you decided to be yourself.
AliSama 17
much ego you have. Reminds me of a comicon when i was walking to meet some friends, so we could go grab breakfast. A lady in line went. excuse me, the line starts over there. I went thank you, i was not going to the dealer room, so i started walking. "the line starts over there" showed them my pass, which was industry, got her to shut up and look stupid.
calebg23 0
so... are you making a comment about ur shitty life on her fml? ****** nerd
owneditup 0
#4… i have no idea wat the *** u just said
Hollywood_in_lov 0
neither do i. haha. I just reread that 5 times to make sure they weren't being coherent.
mo888 0
what's there not to get?
dc295 3
ya ur kinda a bitch for saying that
PinkieKeen 20
what the **** did you just say?
StillUsesMyspace 22
I hope that was sarcasm 363
carbonbasedcynic 17
that may be the coolest story ever bro
scarymommabear1 9
lol really whats there not to get...that made perfect sense...
daddysgirl8 21
Dear Lord, please help this person with their grammar.
fml0rjs 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
why would the father say "****" in front of his wife and children like that? hmm... idk if i believe he was as big a bitch as you
sillypiper 0
haven't you ever been to a household where the family wasn't as proper as yours? if not you need to get out more and get in touch with reality. to answer your question because people can be asshole around anyone just cus it says wife and kid(s) doesn't mean it's a sound respectable family.
wasted0087 0
I've been cursed out by my own father, and mother, and sis while I was still younger than ten.
crazycornn 0
it totally curse OP out in front of my family if that happened
purpletaco22123 0
I would have
CapelCe 0
A million dads do it.
Muthalecka 1
Wow #5 you're an idiot
lukethetank 0
My dad calls me s***bird everyday, and I don't give a crap.
kaykay2922 11
Lots of people swear in from of their kids...
muse88 0
that is funny...i cant believe the guy cursed like that in front of his kid...u were messed up tho...
Jrook 0
some people shouldn't have kids. that being said they could have been out of earshot
ScooterScott 0
Because he swore in front of his kids he shouldn't have children? They could've been 16
owneditup 0
swearing near or at your children isnt bad... its this thing called... whats the word im looking for REALITY ive been swore at ever since i was born because its only words. my parents swear at mee all the time and there still great parents
MarcosFTW 0
so what he said **** waah waah she was being a bitch, **** deserved to be in that sentence
Komakom 4
I don't think he did, I think the poster just wanted to make herself seem like less of a bitch.
Sydnayy 4
Really? Who doesn't swear in front of their kids nowadays?
uffiewuffie 0
Still. Just because it's "reality" doesn't make it appropriate. The people saying it's fine probably do it all the time to their kids.
FkMySugar 19
I will occasionally swear in front of my child- I figure she is gonna hear it regardless of how much I try to censor. I believe it's more important that she learns when it is and is not appropriate to use that kind of language. I think the fathers use was appropriate.
slightlymad 0
this is my all-time favorite.
CaptainCasual 0
I agree with #3
hullstar242 0
What did they say
80_proof 0
HAHAHAHA..HAHA...HA. That's what you get for being an egocentric bitch. Nobody wants a picture of you. Get over yourself.
delusionalship 0
*Agrees with #3*