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Today, I came home after a party to my parents, who confronted me. They said that my phone had made a pocket call to them and they heard a good half hour of people talking about drugs and alcohol. I confessed at that point. I checked my phone after. I hadn't called them in 3 days. FML


I agree, your life sucks (18688) - you deserved it (64906)

On 03/02/2009 at 4:04pm - misc - by Werner (man) - United States (California)

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3 days!? You should call your mom more... she worries about you.

#1 - On 03/02/2009 at 6:43pm by neonoodle

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Your fault.

Deny, deny, deny. And in the process look at your phone.

#4 - On 03/02/2009 at 6:50pm by LittleMissMack

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