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Today, I went to the pool with my new white bathers. I felt really good about myself because everyone was staring at me until this hot guy came up to me and said "Dude, your bathers are see-through. You need to shave!" FML

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On 12/11/2011 at 2:23am - misc - by Embarrassed Swimmer (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

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before I realized where u lived I was like "who would swim in the cold"

#1 - On 12/11/2011 at 10:28am by FunnyGuy5051

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Tell him it's the new protective water-proof wool that keeps the chlorine out of your system.

#4 - On 12/11/2011 at 10:29am by every1luvsboners

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