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Today, I wound up cleaning vomit out of the window track of my car at midnight, in the nicest dress I own, after my husband got completely wasted at his office Christmas party. FML

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On 12/10/2011 at 5:14am - misc - by dee - United States (Oregon)

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sounds like he had a great time. could've worse at least he didn't throw up on your dress.

#3 - On 12/10/2011 at 9:57am by rexgar2000

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Merry Chri-(insert barfing noise here)

#6 - On 12/10/2011 at 9:59am by Draxanoth

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