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Today, I walked out of the store, car keys in hand, only to discover my car was missing. After a frantic search, I started to hyperventilate and a nearly had a full-blown panic attack. Then I remembered I walked to the store. I am an idiot. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21200) - you deserved it (29114)

On 12/08/2011 at 2:58pm - misc - by picklemonger - Canada

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It's happens to all of us, don't sweat it.

#2 - On 12/08/2011 at 6:18pm by Justforlolz

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I hate when something happens to you and you remember the solution to the problem and feel stupid.

#4 - On 12/08/2011 at 6:20pm by noobcake111

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