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Today, my car got stolen. While I was standing ten feet away from it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24253) - you deserved it (6448)

On 12/05/2011 at 10:54pm - misc - by smileytheface - United States (Illinois)

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Why didnt u do anything

#2 - On 12/06/2011 at 2:37am by HaloR

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Nine feet of solid concrete can do that.

#3 - On 12/06/2011 at 2:38am by StoryOfTheYear

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