By moopymoplady - 29/11/2011 00:44 - Canada

Today, I saw Santa. He gave me the finger. FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 275
You deserved it 5 625

Same thing different taste

Comments

cudi504 4

All he wanted was for OP to sit on his lap

No, I don't think it meant go **** yourself, I think it meant I want to **** you.

Really 47?? Is that how you see the world?? Unless you meant it as a joke, then it just wasn't funny

I guess Santa's on the naughty list this year

Tis the season. I wonder if he got pepper sprayed on black friday... that'd ruin my mood.

Tis the season. I wonder if he got pepper sprayed on black friday... that'd ruin my mood.

Looks like someones been naughty this year

superguppy19 3

It's merry ******* christmas to you little boy

D37H100 5

"And what the f*** do you want for Christmas? I just want the old Santa back. Santa's dead b****!" aha dickfigures.

You're not Santa. You smell like beef and cheese.

ninjuh_wingman 29

Its because you're not suppose to see him til Christmas. Either that or he's trying to tell you that you've been naughty this year.

Carbonation 0

When I'm naughty, I just get chained up and spanked with a paddle. Am I doing it right?

FYLDeep 25

Only if you say "Thank you sir, may I have another?" after each spanking.

Now is when you go and ask him for presents.

What was that ****** doing out of his workshop?!

BadSuerte 0

Checking to see whose been naughty or nice....well we know someone who's been naughty.

heythisisme02 9

I don't know probably nothing!! CAUSE HE IS NOT REAL!!

He didn't give you a lump of coal. So that's good!

They'll be coal in your stocking, come Christmas morn'.

On the bright side.... nah there's no bright side that was plain ****** up.

CadillacPimpen 6

The best things in life are free. Like first!

What the **** did YOU put on your christmaa list?