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Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting a historical war bunker when I accidentally let rip a small fart. My boyfriend responded with a horribly loud, horrendous fart, and loudly announced, "This is war." There were people, lots of people. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8950) - you deserved it (2547)

On 11/28/2011 at 7:34am - misc - by Dani - Reserved

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