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Today, I lost a huge bet with my friends. I had to either post a sexual message on my mom's Facebook wall confessing my "love" for her, or be ratted out for cheating on a school test earlier in the year. Now I'm considered a freak by half my school, and am indefinitely grounded. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7786) - you deserved it (40574)

On 11/27/2011 at 6:16pm - misc - by honor sucks (man) - United States (New Jersey)

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Why would you agree to that...?

#2 - On 11/27/2011 at 7:11pm by Xxak907xX

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I'm worried about the other half of op's school.

#4 - On 11/27/2011 at 7:12pm by JukeboxValkyrie

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