Today, I was arrested for breaking into a house. This is what happens when I lose my key. FML
by Matthew / 11/26/2011 at 9:33pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
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I thought I was the only one who used that excuse...
#3 - On 11/27/2011 at 3:20am by StoryOfTheYear
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They probably heard that excuse a million times. Nothing personal.
#6 - On 11/27/2011 at 3:24am by mspoutylips
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