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Today, it's the second week into my new neighbors' routine. He works nights, she works days. He likes to blast out Slayer and Napalm Death all day, she likes to drunkenly sing out of tune to Adele all night. I'm on the verge of a nervous breakdown. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26069) - you deserved it (2049)

On 11/26/2011 at 1:03am - misc - by Help - United States (Pennsylvania)

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wow I love napalm death and slayer and Adele!!

#1 - On 11/26/2011 at 5:49am by darkinners

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Try talking to them? Maybe they don't know how loud they are being.

#3 - On 11/26/2011 at 5:54am by ItsYourMamaDoe

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