Today, I learned that my roommate, the one in charge of the cooking, never washes her hands beforehand. According to her, it boosts her immune system. FML

by Anonymous / 11/20/2011 at 12:10pm / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous

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  • I can just TASTE the disease!

    #1 - On 11/20/2011 at 6:46pm by WinterPerfection

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  • Well, according to her logic, your immune system is being boosted as well. I believe a thank you is in order, she's pumping up your system to defend against super-bugs!

    #4 - On 11/20/2011 at 6:47pm by SkardeyKat

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