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Today, I was involved in a car accident and hit my head on the dash. I now have huge, very sore knot on my head. My boyfriend now takes every opportunity to poke it and scream "Look! A baby unicorn!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29098) - you deserved it (3749)

On 11/18/2011 at 10:26am - misc - by southernpride93 - United States (Florida)

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Chaaarrrlieeee...

#2 - On 11/18/2011 at 1:44pm by Jarvo_666

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At least you're awesome enough to be called a unicorn.

#1 - On 11/18/2011 at 1:44pm by kaywalovestoflip

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