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Today, my daughter in law sent me another romantic text that was meant for her husband. Not only can't she spell for shit, the clichés she uses are horrifyingly embarrassing. The fact this keeps happening makes me want to slam her head in the oven. FML

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On 11/12/2011 at 4:42pm - misc - by Username - United States

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Meant for "her husband"...suuuuuure it was.

I wouldn't bother slamming her head in the oven. I've tried that on numerous FML commenters to no avail. I recommend a taser. The spelling isn't better, but at least they're quiet for a few minutes.

#1 - On 11/12/2011 at 8:17pm by DocBastard

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Whoa. Anger issues much?

#2 - On 11/12/2011 at 8:17pm by rachilio

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