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Today, I got stopped for shoplifting at a department store. They took me back to the security room and showed me the tapes. I was taking my own designer lipgloss that I had bought a month before out of my purse. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46504) - you deserved it (2611)

On 05/10/2009 at 4:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

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