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Today, I got stopped for shoplifting at a department store. They took me back to the security room and showed me the tapes. I was taking my own designer lipgloss that I had bought a month before out of my purse. FML

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On 05/10/2009 at 4:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

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Meanwhile the kid ACTUALLY shoplifting quietly walks out the door...

#9 - On 05/10/2009 at 8:38pm by so_me

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Wow, I hope you got an apology when they realized you weren't actually shoplifting. Even though it was undoubtedly really embarrassing, I bet the expressions on their faces when the videos proved you innocent were classic.

#14 - On 05/10/2009 at 8:55pm by Chibi

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