Today, I got stopped for shoplifting at a department store. They took me back to the security room and showed me the tapes. I was taking my own designer lipgloss that I had bought a month before out of my purse. FML

by Anonymous / 05/10/2009 at 4:36pm / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous

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  • Meanwhile the kid ACTUALLY shoplifting quietly walks out the door...

    #9 - On 05/10/2009 at 8:38pm by so_me

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  • whaaat how could they do that?! I hope they let you off, because they had no proof that it wasn't already yours...

    #4 - On 05/10/2009 at 8:29pm by stephfml

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