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Today, I caught three kids setting fire to a bush. After chasing them off, I parked my bike by a house and went to get water. After I'd put the fire out, I walked back to my bike just in time to see the kids running off with it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22211) - you deserved it (3294)

On 11/07/2011 at 4:38am - misc - by Isoldael - Netherlands (Utrecht)

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Those kids are criminal master minds....

#1 - On 11/07/2011 at 10:04am by TheWindowLicker

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+78 | 11

In 15 years, these kids will rule the world.

#3 - On 11/07/2011 at 10:05am by Fruit_Dealer

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+48 | 9

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