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Today, my parents told me that they've been having a contest to see who could punish me the most this week. So far, my mom is in the lead by kicking me out of the car near railroad tracks, and making me walk the 4 miles home in the freezing rain. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34105) - you deserved it (2552)

On 11/03/2011 at 5:18am - misc - by Grounded (woman) - United States

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Child abuse much..

#2 - On 11/03/2011 at 11:13am by lexex1

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Punish them by calling social services. That'll show 'em

#5 - On 11/03/2011 at 11:14am by waswashere

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