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Today, I rushed home during a torrential downpour. When I got back, I went to take a pee and took off my wet socks while I had the chance. Once I finished, I stood up with used toilet paper in one hand and wet socks in the other. Guess which I tossed into the toilet. FML
Umm, umm, umm I can't do it! I just can't do it. Tell me please, the suspense is killing me!
Why would you stand up before using toilet paper? Or- if it was used, why wouldnt you just toss it in right after you used it? Gross- either way.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Tuesday 3 March 2015