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Today, I rushed home during a torrential downpour. When I got back, I went to take a pee and took off my wet socks while I had the chance. Once I finished, I stood up with used toilet paper in one hand and wet socks in the other. Guess which I tossed into the toilet. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15081) - you deserved it (10378)

On 10/28/2011 at 9:30am - misc - by blabla (woman) - Brazil

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Umm, umm, umm I can't do it! I just can't do it. Tell me please, the suspense is killing me!

#3 - On 10/28/2011 at 9:50am by Buttsexpirate

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Why would you stand up before using toilet paper? Or- if it was used, why wouldnt you just toss it in right after you used it? Gross- either way.

#4 - On 10/28/2011 at 9:52am by RomanBeauty

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