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Today, I was jogging around the neighborhood when I saw an old man on his porch. Being friendly, I waved at him as I ran by. Apparently his idea of greeting someone is pelting them with stones. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19804) - you deserved it (2220)

On 10/27/2011 at 4:06am - misc - by unlucky - United States (Texas)

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Some people like getting stoned in the morning. I guess you look like one of those people.

#2 - On 10/27/2011 at 8:54am by slick5880

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Old people are funny :)

#1 - On 10/27/2011 at 8:53am by AhhBrenid

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