Oh, hello!

By unlucky - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was jogging around the neighborhood when I saw an old man on his porch. Being friendly, I waved at him as I ran by. Apparently, his idea of greeting someone is pelting them with stones. FML
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slick5880 22

Some people like getting stoned in the morning. I guess you look like one of those people.

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AhhBrenid 8

Old people are funny :)

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Jimboom 11

Awww bless. He is blowing you little rock kisses.

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iAmScrubs 19

When in doubt, stone the person to death. That's a wonderful motto to live by.

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perdix 29

What exactly were you waving at him? Whenever I jog by an old person sitting on the porch, I drop my shorts and wave my **** at them. I figure that if they are demented enough to sit on the porch, the cops are just going to laugh in their face when they hear their delusional story of a guy waving his dick at them.

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deviable 9

Actually they get enough dick waving calls to take it at face value.

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Daralea 21

Now why would you give them a target, perdix?

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perdix 29

#56 Because there's very little chance of them hitting anything. Wait, that's because I'm so fast! Yeah, that's it, I'm very, very fast.

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frackhappens 3

Next time you go jogging by wear a camouflage outfit and pelt him with eggs while running by....woot thatll start a neighborhood war.. Ha ha....

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YwTwss 0

old man on the back porch!!

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SnigglePoop 3

Atleast he didn't chase you with his **** out..

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ohSNAPyall 26

Everybody must get stoned. - another old man

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Daralea 21

Ahhh old people and the sense of entitlement they have just by managing to not get themselves killed.

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