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Today, while dancing at my studio, our instructor was giving us all characters opposite of ourselves to portray in an improv solo. My friends got cool things like "creepy" and "vulnerable". I got "extremely sexy". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21488) - you deserved it (2551)

On 10/27/2011 at 12:00am - misc - by apparentlyunsexy - United States (Texas)

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Maybe they ran out of characters and gave you the one that fits you?

#1 - On 10/27/2011 at 6:14am by thedhanjal

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Just strut in your birthday loose, and let everything hang loose.

#2 - On 10/27/2011 at 6:17am by saIty

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