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Today, I missed my flight because I was stopped by airport security. They found "small, suspicious, spherical objects" in my purse on the X-ray. After pulling me out of line, taking my purse aside and carefully opening it with tongs, they removed the bag of grapes I had packed as a snack. FML
yeah, if you bite into those things they could squirt someone's eye out
If you pack baby carrots, will they think you are carrying ammo?
Damn airport security!
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Tuesday 22 July 2014