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Today, I missed my flight because I was stopped by airport security. They found "small, suspicious, spherical objects" in my purse on the X-ray. After pulling me out of line, taking my purse aside and carefully opening it with tongs, they removed the bag of grapes I had packed as a snack. FML
If you pack baby carrots, will they think you are carrying ammo?
Damn airport security!
yeah, if you bite into those things they could squirt someone's eye out
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