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Today, I missed my flight because I was stopped by airport security. They found "small, suspicious, spherical objects" in my purse on the X-ray. After pulling me out of line, taking my purse aside and carefully opening it with tongs, they removed the bag of grapes I had packed as a snack. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41597) - you deserved it (7829)

On 05/10/2009 at 10:18am - misc - by Ya - United States (Pennsylvania)

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