Today, while cooking with my girlfriend, I thought it would be funny to slap her with a raw porkchop. She thought it would be funny to throw the hot cooking grease on me. FML
by Anonymous / 10/22/2011 at 12:07am / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
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To be honest, you've both got a pretty bad sense of humor.
#3 - On 10/22/2011 at 6:18am by Keeegs
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Wait until she falls asleep then take all of her left shoes, leave the right ones, she won't know what's going on
#1 - On 10/22/2011 at 6:15am by peete182
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