Today, while cooking with my girlfriend, I thought it would be funny to slap her with a raw porkchop. She thought it would be funny to throw the hot cooking grease on me. FML

by Anonymous / 10/22/2011 at 12:07am / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous

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  • To be honest, you've both got a pretty bad sense of humor.

    #3 - On 10/22/2011 at 6:18am by Keeegs

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  • Wait until she falls asleep then take all of her left shoes, leave the right ones, she won't know what's going on

    #1 - On 10/22/2011 at 6:15am by peete182

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