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Today, while cooking with my girlfriend, I thought it would be funny to slap her with a raw porkchop. She thought it would be funny to throw the hot cooking grease on me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12602) - you deserved it (48603)

On 10/22/2011 at 12:07am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

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To be honest, you've both got a pretty bad sense of humor.

#3 - On 10/22/2011 at 6:18am by Keeegs

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Wait until she falls asleep then take all of her left shoes, leave the right ones, she won't know what's going on

#1 - On 10/22/2011 at 6:15am by peete182

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