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Today, my mom took a bright red sharpie and drew a red circle just above my breasts. She said, "If I can see this, ever, your shirt is either too low cut or too see through and it will be thrown away." FML

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On 10/13/2011 at 8:10pm - misc - by Cassandra (woman) - United States (Arizona)

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Why would you let her go near your breasts with a sharpie?

#2 - On 10/14/2011 at 2:47am by ollie179

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Haha xD
You mom is awesome!
And she is kind of right.. At least she cares enough about you ^_^

#1 - On 10/14/2011 at 2:47am by Keevarou

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