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Today, I was singing Alicia Keys in the shower and hitting the insanely high notes. My father ran into the bathroom and threw open the shower door, screaming. He thought I was wailing in pain. FML

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On 03/02/2009 at 12:22am - misc - by legit (man) - United States (California)

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yeah...clearly you WEREN'T hitting the insanely high notes if it sounded like you were screeching in pain.

#10 - On 03/02/2009 at 12:56pm by m0nicam0nster

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at least you know he cares about you....

#8 - On 03/02/2009 at 12:08pm by antidense

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