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Today, I was singing Alicia Keys in the shower and hitting the insanely high notes. My father ran into the bathroom and threw open the shower door, screaming. He thought I was wailing in pain. FML

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On 03/02/2009 at 12:22am - misc - by legit (man) - United States (California)

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Um... technically the only difference between wailing and loud singing is pitch changes. Which can be lost if there's a few walls & running water between the source of the sound and the recipient.

#2 - On 03/02/2009 at 6:30am by Shadowbird

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yeah...clearly you WEREN'T hitting the insanely high notes if it sounded like you were screeching in pain.

#10 - On 03/02/2009 at 12:56pm by m0nicam0nster

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