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Today, I walked into a gas station to get a bag of chips. Upon moving towards the counter to pay, I noticed the cashier had what looked like a golf ball stuffed in his cheek. I said to him in a joking manner, "That's a huge pinch of dip!" His reply, "It's mouth cancer." FML
At least you didn't make fun of him badly. It's not like you would know, right?
"God must love you. He gave you a third ball."
Well...he probably has mouth cancer because of all the dip he's um, chewed? Sucked? Whatever you do with dip.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 28 August 2015