By lollipopgreen - 01/10/2011 12:33 - United States

Today, I walked into a gas station to get a bag of chips. Upon moving towards the counter to pay, I noticed the cashier had what looked like a golf ball stuffed in his cheek. I said to him in a joking manner, "That's a huge pinch of dip!" His reply, "It's mouth cancer." FML
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NoNotTheFace 8

At least you didn't make fun of him badly. It's not like you would know, right? "God must love you. He gave you a third ball."

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ThatLooksSticky 16

Well...he probably has mouth cancer because of all the dip he's um, chewed? Sucked? Whatever you do with dip.

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fallingstarsxox 8

Cancer isn't a funny thing :/ not that you knew I'm just saying

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all4pooh 4

Woah. That's why when you see things like that you really shouldn't comment. But you didn't know:/

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iparker97 0

Don't feel bad. There's no way you could have known.

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tina1213 0

That's why u should never assume things like this .. Poor guy :(

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ColtsDoug18 0

you better have left him a generous tip, as well as an apology!

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KiddNYC1O 20

I think you should get more than chips.

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mj_ok 9

Man, I bet you felt salty

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megapeyt 17

Oops! My bad! Need you say more?

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